"What I do is I look a woman up and down, and I say, ‘Hey, how you doin'?'"
"You know, the hot girl from the copy place with the belly-button ring."
"Some girl ate Monica!"
"Maybe [your bosses don't like you guys] because you're all hanging around here at 11:30 on a Wednesday."
"Is everybody else seeing a Troll doll nailed to a 2×4?"
"It just got interesting!"
"Never again will you have to hear the three words that make your balls jump back up inside your body."
"It's a known fact that lobsters fall in-love and mate for life. You can actually see old lobster couples walking around their tank, you know, holding claws."
"Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh…"
"Oh it's no big deal, kind of along the same lines as HAVING A THIRD NIPPLE!" *everyone gasps* "You bitch."
"Shut up! Shut up! SHUTTT UPPP!"
"I'm not even sorry!"
"Oh my God, did she get off the plane? Did she get off the plane?!"
"Her secret is she puts an extra slice of gravy-soaked bread in the middle. I call it the Moist Maker."
"I'm just not getting that everyone gets how smelly this cat actually IS."
"Hey, alright, Ross came as doodie!"
"No I didn't! I said ‘You're so great' and then I just stopped talking!"
"Ahh, salmon skin roll."
"What the hell did the damn duck do now?"
"I'll be there for you…"